quotes

My friends, family,my fictional characters, and or my quotes



-I have the same goal that I’ve had since I was a girl: I want to rule the world.
-homophobia is the irrational fear that 3 gay guys will break into your house and redecorate it against your will.
-my husband said he needed more space, so I locked him outside.
-I’m a patient person I just happen to get very angry when waiting.
-your mouth moves fast but my fist moves faster.
-I just said it looked safe, I never said it was.
-nothing says run quite like ‘FIRE’.
-silence! I’m the writer.
-we shall see who I drag screaming to hell with me.
-red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat is VERY bad for you.
-blood is thicker than water and much tastier.
-it takes 42 muscles to frown when someone annoys you, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head.
-okay, what did you break, what’s your excuse, and how much will it cost me?
-fate is just what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you over
-I didn’t say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you.
-I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem…
-I have given up trying to escape reality, they always find me anyway.
-shove it; I stopped caring before you opened your mouth.
-there is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased it.
-a conscience doesn’t prevent sin; it only prevents you from enjoying it.
-sure, I’m insane, but at least it keeps me from going crazy.
-sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think about them.
-it’s easy to be flexible when one is spineless.
-I’m not weird. I’m gifted.
-you say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
-hold your friends close and your enemies by the throat.
-why let reality spoil your day?
-if at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-if everything seems to be going well you have obviously overlooked something.
-everyone has a purpose in life, even if it’s to serve as a bad example.
-what’s the difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-I’m not an idiot, you’re just a smartass.
-synonym: the word you use when you can’t spell the right word and therefore can’t find it in the dictionary.
-order is for idiots, only geniuses can handle chaos.
-I try not to break the rules just merely test their elasticity.
-if you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
-just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they are not out to get you.
-I do not tell deliberate lies; I just like to be evasive.
-if you’re not part of the solution; be part of the problem!
-I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don’t give a damn.
-the issue isn’t whether you’re paranoid; its whether your paranoid enough.
-being a widow is an issue of life after death, now that he is dead, I have a life.
-I don’t believe in stereotypes, I prefer to hate people on a more personal level.
-I’m weird, but around here it is not noticeable.
-if you can’t beat them, arrange them to be beaten.
-there are very few problems that can’t be solved with a suitable amount of high explosives.
-I have not failed; I have just found 100 ways it won’t work.
-hey! I’m insane, not stupid.
-proud to be a freak!
-if you love something set it on fire; if it lives, it’s yours, if it doesn’t bon appétit.
-whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.
-sanity is overrated.
-The definition of politics: poli meaning ‘many’ in Latin- tics means ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
-never argue with idiots for they will bring you down to their level, and overwhelm you with experience.